Mobile Lawnmower Service and Repair (Yours)

Well greetings everyone.
Here we are again on year 6 and still going strong.
I am once again offering my services to you.
Mobile lawnmower repair and servicing.
That's right folks, "I COME TO YOU! How cool is that? So all you husbands that know," that damn thing aint gonna start, can now call me.
AND I COME TO YOU.
Both walk behinds and riders.
I do em all.
All makes and models.
Get your walk behind serviced now for $99.
Service includes oil, carburetor thuroughly cleaned, new spark plug and the blade sharpened.
All for only $99 and for all you riders I am offering my spring special on riding lawnmowers.
Thats right.
get the same service with some added etxras like the fuel filter and oil filter added on, for the low low price of $199.
No more worrying about how your gonna get it their, I COME TO YOU!!! So folks, let me take the guess work out of why it's not starting.
Diagnosed on the spot and repaired.
Diagnostic fees are based on mower but start at the low rate of $50hr.
Thank you for looking and happy mowing everyone.
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